Just so's you guys know, with your help and your money, I'm well on my way towards successfully recovering from my terrible car accident where I drunkenly killed someone and then walked away with impunity because of my local celebrity status.
JSLASHK! Even though I am indeed a local celebrity and I am making a painful journey through rehab, I am not . Only Tolly Carr is Tolly Carr.
And will punish him for it.
But , and He wants me to tell you to go over and look at how well I did on my Marijuana 101 test! I, of course, passed with flying colors. to to check it out!
.....................Goofy Government Antics
Noun: Bong Hits for Jesus
Government Institution: Supreme Court
Name: Ken Starr
Place: Juneau, Alaska
Occupation: Stoner Anime Wizard
Bong Hits for Jesus were the topic of conversation today at
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the Supreme Court where
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Juneau, Alaska for suspending a student for being a
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stoner anime wizard .
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Favorite quotes:
"Frederick was a high school senior in Juneau when he decided to display the banner [reading "Bong Hits For Jesus"] at a school-sanctioned event to watch the Olympic torch pass through the city on its way to the 2002 Winter Games in Salt Lake City."
"A bong is a water pipe that is used to smoke marijuana."
"Two years after the banner incident, Frederick pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of selling marijuana, according to Texas court records."
