If you don't watch this show, then YOU HATE AMERICA!
Celebrity Rickshaw: it's the only show where celebrities compete in rickshaw-to-rickshaw HEATS for donations to theirAnd Olive Garden coupons! It's high concept, high budget, and it is the only reality show for the summer that is dressed head to toe in a silky coat of CHINCHILLA FUR.
We're currently shopping our show treatment to UPN and the WB. Celebrity Rickshaw will change your life. And your morals!!!
The first exciting episode takes Tara Reid and Gary Coleman to the streets of Jakarta.
The Celebrity Rickshaw makes its next stop in Pyongyang! (IS THERE IN NORTH KOREA?!) Tune in to find out and see many more exciting and sexy celebs, such as:
The Tracy Flick girl from
Jamie-Lynn Spears, pregnant
Betheny, who WILLS her rickshaw to victory with her steely gaze. And
And this guy from
And our celebrity passenger for each and every EXPLOSIVE ROUND OF CELEBRITY RICKSHAW:
Our love for Chelsea Handler is like the love a sailor has for a red sky at night. We've been watching , Chelsea Lately, and it's become the most compelling new RGC. (Reason to Get Cable)
She's like Bill Maher, except FUNNY. And she's shoving her pointy reckoning up the butthole of Hollywood! Hooray! We want Chelsea to team up with Kathy Griffin to fight crime.
We ALSO want Chelsea to be the 4th female chair warmer on The View. Even though we don't really care about The View, everyone else is jangling their two cents around, why not us?
Heaven knows I do! Maybe not the that I was exposed to last weekend. But a 1 hour is more my speed ( and a lot less sad than ), and luckily ABC read my mind is now catering to my sick sick desire with the creation of !
Imagine one part , one part (and not the Home Edition), sprinkled with a dash of Punk'd. Sounds tasty right! Add to that a heaping helping of and you have my new favorite reason to live for Monday nights. Now there are two other (oops, i mean bitches) that host the show but Shar is what really counts. I think I'm obsessed more with the fact that she is getting work, than with her as an actual person.
This past week, I saw her see a man through surgery to have a lump removed from his skull in order to increase his self-esteem right before take him to a club and challenge him to get laid. Genius I tell you! PURE GENIUS! Now they heal the hearts of broken women too, but that's why and keep the Lifetime Network alive. So I through those parts.
Anywho, I've gone on far too long. Next Monday @ 9pm, buckle down, grab a , some Kleenex, and your lip gloss then prepare to either weep the night away or laugh until you shit in your pants!
