Yeah, so Nick Carter is totally now!!! Maybe he's been hanging out with Carson Daly? At any rate, we're sure he'll be debuting his sexy, emaciated bones on a near you sometime soon. That's how these things usually go. Watch for the part in the video where he says he's at his lowest weight since age 15! While we don't endorse people dropping down to their Mouseketeer weight, we are truly intrigued when celebrities go to
In other Backstreet News, A.J. was spotted at paparrazzi hot-spot Mattress Giant the other day. Napping under a sleigh bed. Clearly, he's resting up for a
Fresh on the Heels of Paris being released due to “illness (crabs),” I am proud to report that I had the great fortune last night to witness her best friend NeeeCole Richie on the receiving a large, tight, five-fingered-fist up her as from the tired, old talk show host himself. Here at le Pipe we love us some NeeeCole, but Letterman does an excellent job “probing” the socialite for all the deets of her own impending, possible incarnation. If you look hard enough you can see her bones blush!
AND.....
Last month, fellow rehab junkie Lindsay Lohan met the same fate on the Martha Stewart Show. However L-Ho’s appearance was made worse by the fact that, A.) Martha is Martha and B.) She waited until they were tit-deep in making cream puffs to lodge her fist deep in the young one’s rectum. For the most part, Martha focuses on the confection at hand, periodically she reminds Lindsay of the fact that yes, her shit does stink. REALLY REALLY BAD!
Someone (who is even tackier than we are) is selling Paris's prison issue
Heaven preserve us. Whoever is selling it probably knows that you can't sell stained shit to consignment. (Flavor of Love: Charm School, hello?) Thanks g-ds for eBay!
Heaven preserve us. Whoever is selling it probably knows that you can't sell stained shit to consignment. (Flavor of Love: Charm School, hello?) Thanks g-ds for eBay!
