Happy Bastille Day!

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Patrick Sighting!

Cedric and I took a crunk-tastic road trip to Georgia to see our good friends Andre 3000 and Dem Franchize Boyz and I would have sworn on Sabrina's teenage broomstick that I saw Patrick on I-85.

Turns out it was just the Gaffney Peachoid. Damn, I hope you are having fun wherever your ass is!

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Farewell Sweet Princess Peach Fuzz!

Patrick, we know you're going to France so we'll stop fucking with you, but you will never really escape our attempts to photograph your head and cut and paste it to shit. We will miss you dearly, fair Princess. Bon voyage!

Here's a farewell message courtesy of the nerds who invented AltaVista Babel Fish translation. (We don't know enough French to fill a thimble.)

Nous vous souhaitons le meilleur. Nous esprons que vous obtenez un certain amour chaud de fesses de Français. Parole bonjour à Johnny Depp pour nous. Et rappelez-vous, ne mangez pas de la viande de cheval!

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