Brave (AND STRONG) correspondent, Cedric, reporting LIVE from the Chelsea/Manhattan/Bed-Stuy Field Offices of HypePipe:
"So this broke ass ho is about to leave and since I am too poor to go somewhere and drink right away, I've decided to take the train up to and linger outside the final show of fashion week which just happens to be Sean Jean.
I'm tinkin that with any luck, i'll catcha pita activist being shot 4 trying to pour paint on Diddy's moms!"
To celebrate fashion weak, watch this video of a falling ass model!
Yesterday, Cedric and I ran into each other at a coffee spot on Battleground near our respective workplaces.
Such an omen on a Tuesday surely signified that we were meant to have lunch together. Here's our run down of the options. Cause that's what we do when a decision needs to be made and we don't have time for a
Sushi Republic: if Patrick is slingin' and if we feel like we can cram lunch into 35 minutes (b/c of driving time and parking bullshit)
Saffron (for the lunch buffet): possibility of encountering participants from the hipster olympics eating samosas, smoking,and crocheting owl-shaped change purses. Hipsters love Indian food. (might be expensive- we may need to dip into our trust funds!)
Pita Delite: because they will say "HELLO LADIEEEEES" to us
Mickey D's: to celebrate JT's concert on HBO ("i'm lovin it") and to soak up the AWESOME service (the one at Friendly's, not the one at Cone and Battleground)
Earth Fare: if we need to lots of high fiber options here
Jimmy Johns: in case we're in the mood for mayonnaise
Biscuitville: because if we can catch them before 2:00, why the hell not??!
Lucky 32: to revel in the -like photography that has (Nancy) graced its walls since the early 90s!
FYI, we ended up at Q'Doba. I rated my -like lunch of government commodities (beans, cheese, rice) wrapped in a tortilla an Orwellian 2 out of 37 stars. Counting down till Chipotle opens!
