As if weren't proof enough, there is yet more evidence of the Music In-duh-stry's hatred for us. (Maybe they just think we're stupid?) That's right, ringle. "ringtone" + "single" = ringleThe ringle is going to be a $7.00 CD available in-store only and will consist of three songs (song, remix of song, some other song) plus a ringtone. We imagine you won't be able to cram the ringtone into your phone by any physical means and ringle purchasers will probably be required to download some bullshit software and upload some other trifling mess to get the ringle to "ring."
Yes, we know. They hate us.
What did we do to deserve this kind of treatment? OK, so we burned some copies of some songs last year. And shoplifted Hilary Duff CD's and sold them in middle school parking lots. And pirated Taylor Hicks's album to financeBut other than that, we've been pretty good supporters of the starving musician superstar. Click to read Idolator's take on the ringle, our new favorite thing to not like!
Heaven knows I do! Maybe not the that I was exposed to last weekend. But a 1 hour is more my speed ( and a lot less sad than ), and luckily ABC read my mind is now catering to my sick sick desire with the creation of !
Imagine one part , one part (and not the Home Edition), sprinkled with a dash of Punk'd. Sounds tasty right! Add to that a heaping helping of and you have my new favorite reason to live for Monday nights. Now there are two other (oops, i mean bitches) that host the show but Shar is what really counts. I think I'm obsessed more with the fact that she is getting work, than with her as an actual person.
This past week, I saw her see a man through surgery to have a lump removed from his skull in order to increase his self-esteem right before take him to a club and challenge him to get laid. Genius I tell you! PURE GENIUS! Now they heal the hearts of broken women too, but that's why and keep the Lifetime Network alive. So I through those parts.
Anywho, I've gone on far too long. Next Monday @ 9pm, buckle down, grab a , some Kleenex, and your lip gloss then prepare to either weep the night away or laugh until you shit in your pants!
