Who would fashion a tiny crack pipe out of a bottle and use it to get his kitten high on CRACK COCAINE!?!?
Oh, right. This guy.
"JUNKIE Pete Doherty is snapped appearing to give his kitten crack — from a mini-pipe he made specially for it. Sickened pals who leaked the picture claimed the warped rocker regularly gets the pet smashed. They said it PASSES OUT with its paws in the air, suffers MOOD SWINGS and even thinks it can FLY." (emphasis added) - (click on the link for the leaked pic!)
Interesting trend. have been losing their minds and binging on drugs like they're Oreos for a while now. In a predictable move their pets have followed suit. (We bet are hooked on crystal!) Damn, we really want to eat Oreos all of a sudden...
We here at HypePipe love trends. Mostly we love following the dead and dying trends. That said, here are three little piglets we've chased around, wrestled and tied up just for you.
1) Cats
Cats are the perfect pets for busy people or alcoholics. They can stay for hours by themselves without peeing on your roommate's area rug. And they clean themselves. I predict exponential growth in cat portraits in pages in the coming months. So very jellicle! Cats: DOING WELL
2) Knitting
I can't do anything that does, so it's no wonder I never learned to knit. Since the recent average highs have reached into the upper seventies, it's just too damn hot! And if Al Gore is right, it's only getting hotter. Unless you can knit some cold drinks, put them needles away. Knitting: DECEASING
3) Smoking
Last night's foray to the FlatIron indicated that smoking is not going anywhere anytime soon. We here at HypePipe go out and always end up at church smelling like smoke. (By church, I mean Biscuitville.) Several NC municipalities have joined New York by instituting smoking bans. Smoking: UNCERTAIN
Tell us what you think: Would a smoking ban hurt or help nightlife in the Triad?
Cats
