Baby laptops, built for babies (and perhaps by babies), have caught our attention. Mostly because they can be had for a mere 1oo bones! But also because they can survive x-treme weather and dropping from great heights and African dust storms and they get the internets, like, anywhere.
We are pretty bored with the old model of and replacing them the second a drop of Sparks enters the keyboard. If they can stream and open gmail, we are GETTIN BABY LAPTOPS!!!!
Any scene queen, lesbian, gay, or other that resides in or around LUXURIOUS downtown Greensboro should recognize this spiritual powerhouse. When not being the world's greatest employee, we have no earthly idea what Nancy does. But we're pretty sure it has something to do with saving the world.
So Nancy, here's to you! Your kindness is of a level that has only been achieved by when she created the clip below!
Heaven knows I do! Maybe not the that I was exposed to last weekend. But a 1 hour is more my speed ( and a lot less sad than ), and luckily ABC read my mind is now catering to my sick sick desire with the creation of !
Imagine one part , one part (and not the Home Edition), sprinkled with a dash of Punk'd. Sounds tasty right! Add to that a heaping helping of and you have my new favorite reason to live for Monday nights. Now there are two other (oops, i mean bitches) that host the show but Shar is what really counts. I think I'm obsessed more with the fact that she is getting work, than with her as an actual person.
This past week, I saw her see a man through surgery to have a lump removed from his skull in order to increase his self-esteem right before take him to a club and challenge him to get laid. Genius I tell you! PURE GENIUS! Now they heal the hearts of broken women too, but that's why and keep the Lifetime Network alive. So I through those parts.
Anywho, I've gone on far too long. Next Monday @ 9pm, buckle down, grab a , some Kleenex, and your lip gloss then prepare to either weep the night away or laugh until you shit in your pants!
If you are driving anywhere, buckle up. Memorial Day is always a time of year. Be careful- especially those of you who are "country." (You know who you are!)
Anyone who's been on I-40 knows that North Carolina State Troopers do not play! Make sure your insurance is paid up too. And for god's sake, put those empty beer Sparks cans in the trash.
