HypePipe Interview with Madison Cooley, Age 8

HP: So Madison, how excited are you about school starting?

MC: Not so much. I like playground.

HP: I'll bet you do! So what are you studying this year?

MC: I got, gotta new one of theeeese! It's a Dora the Explor...

HP: Okay well that doesn't really answer our question now does it Madison?

MC: ...

HP: Madison!

MC: No... (crying a little) sorry...

HP: I don't know if you are, Madison. I really don't. I mean, You weren't even listen to us. You never listen to us...

MC: (whimpering)

HP: (a stern look)

MC: (more whimpering)

HP: Well you're forgiven.

MC: O...okay.

HP: Just don't let it happen again.

MC: (sniffle)

HP: How many days till Christmas break?

MC: One hundred nine. I think. I'm not sure though. I'm not so good at math.